After the transmission went on my car this week, I’m craving some more reliable wheels. I’m not fussy, but it would be nice to have something that was a bit sleeker and more of a personality match than the old wagon is. Hmm… Something drop-dead gorgeous. Something shiny. Something that suits my tendency to wink at the dark side. Something like this Cruisin Casket!
The top conveniently opens up to reveal the cozy satiny interior, just like a standard coffin.
I thought I found my new wheels, until I realized these aren’t coffin cars, but coffin’s shaped like cars. Still a genius idea for the auto enthusiast who wants to go out in style, but not something that’s going to solve my earthly dilemma of getting to and fro. Oh well. I guess I have to spend the $1500 to get my car going again. As for the Cruisin’ Casket, the good news is I don’t have to wait until I’m dead to get one. I can get one now and with a simple replaceable liner, it converts into a super cool giant ice chest. What better way to chill my blueberry beer than in my very own future coffin?!
Hope you are all having a great month. My March has been wonky. The car broke. The phone broke. Photoshop broke. I was sick twice. My cat Pooti is ill (but on the mend, I think) and my computer’s getting blue screens. I’m ready for some awesome good stuff to happen now.
Oh wait… I have had a bit of good news! I was accepted into Art Rock again this year. I’ll be road trippin’ it to West Palm Beach for the May 7th show along with my friends Demi of DemiGod Studio and Coralette aka the Crafty Hag. So March hasn’t been all bad. Actually, I also received an invitation to some sort of Groupon customer party tomorrow night with ribbon performance artists and stilt walkers and yummy food. A free, carnival themed party is nothing to sneeze at, right? Okay, so much for my pity party.
Speaking of which, I have to tell you Groupon has been well-worth joining. Sure, it’s another daily email in an already bulging box, but I’ve got half off dinners at local restaurants and 60 % off a local market and a 60% off a local funky thrift shop. Basically, places I already go to or wanted to try. My mom got buy one get one free stained glass classes for us that we haven’t used yet and a manatee adventure for her, jim and I. It’s been pretty awesome. I’m going to put my personal link up so that if you decide to join Groupon I get a credit (because why wouldn’t I)? But, I’d have told you about it anyway. I’m surprised I haven’t mentioned it before now as I’ve been taking advantage of their coupons since before Christmas.
I’m glad I blah’gd tonight. I think I’ve been focusing on what’s gone wrong lately and until just now hadn’t really thought about what’s gone right. Thanks.
Oh, btw, this week’s comic is going to be a new addition to the GingerDead Greetings. I’ll work on formatting it and getting it printed soon.