Comments on: boneless

By: coraline

coraline — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:32:50 +0000

shrunken- head sickle? ive gotta try tht…..

By: Jerus

Jerus — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:25:46 +0000

That skeleton girl is So adorable.

By: matthew

matthew — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:22:56 +0000

Lol, when you say it like that it sounds like a damn good idea. Till i get caught robbing graves
I wonder if i would be the first man in decades to be thrown in jail for that. Hell that alone could be awesome advertising huh?
Now if i can only find someone dumb yet talented in head shrinking to be partners with. I could make a killing in L.A., no pun intended

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:42:06 +0000

haha matthew, family pet heads is one hot idea. wasn’t it roy and dale rogers who stuffed their horse, trigger?
it’s an awesome idea, and you should pursue it as a business opportunity. get some investors, sell some stock.
(rob graves and steal the pets of famous people)
think how much the shrunken head of cleopatra’s dog would be worth, if it came with a certificate of authentication! or how about the dog Laika, the first dog in space. or the original lassie, rin tin tin. or boche, anne frank’s cat. or morris II, who ran for president of the united states in 1988.

By: matthew

matthew — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:14:06 +0000

Oh he has his groaners as well. I still love him for it though. His sense of humor is what gave me mine. Mine is far darker than his but he was the catalyst of it. I remember the many times me and my sister would just look at each other and role our eyes like you were saying but we would laugh anyway. Or do the old knee slap
He never minded his jokes being called dad jokes. I think he gets more pleasure from the groan reaction.

By: calan ree

calan ree — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:43:29 +0000

thanks for all the haiku !

matt, i think your ‘dad joke’ is really cute and the fact that your family has a category of humor filed under dad is rather sweet. my stepfather had really cheesy jokes…these awful one liners that he’d say over and over and over again. like certain phrases you might say would trigger the one-liner which would instantly make me regret saying whatever i said. there was a lot of eye rolling on my end back then.

btw – i saw a shrunken head after all. there was one at ripley’s. hopefully i got a decent picture for you. i’ll post those next week.

By: matthew

matthew — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:46:25 +0000

Careful Seraphine, if for some odd reason a redneck reads this you could start a trend. I doubt it would stop with dear heads. “Hey guys! Check out my collection. All the pets i ever owned.”

Great post as ever Calan.

I wait for the melt
The hearty smell so welcome
Tastes better this way

The Amoeba bracelet is pretty cool looking. I would get one for sure.

Don’t worry Father
in death you remain
the head of the family.

Hehe, i have to apologize for that last one. It is so my dads sense of humor. We call them dad jokes. Which of course i now repeat whenever i can.

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:07:32 +0000

i hate removing
shrunken head hair from ice cream
sexy comb-over

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:02:33 +0000

my computer is being a “shrunken” fecie with me today.
neither your comic nor the accompanying photos are appearing. *sigh*
i’ll check back later, but happy birthday to jim.

p.s. i bet shrunken deer heads would be a hot item. instead of mounting that trophy deer head on the wall, one could hang it from their car’s rearview mirror.
cool huh? remember i thought of it first!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:36:59 +0000

tiny shrunken head
can’t stare at me with no eyes
dead men tell no tales

lips sewn shut in death
eyes never to see again
dead screams can’t haunt you

happy birthday to Jim.

be sure to take your vitamins could and flu season is back and its in force and kicking ass.