Comments on: thanks for ruining Halloween

By: coraline

coraline — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:41:22 +0000

i hate candy corn, but you made themm look so adorable!!!!

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:48:16 +0000

sad is a costume
if you’re worn down at the heels
say trick or pity

By: Patrice

Patrice — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:19:20 +0000

I agree with you.
Candy corn tastes like glue.
Avoid at all costs.

Hope you remember us….my daughter Emily and I met you at the Art Oberfest. Here is my website. Hope you like my Halloween Punkin Head Jewelry!
Patrice

By: Jerus

Jerus — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:38 +0000

Halloween is here
have no money no costumes
i am a sad man

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:44:15 +0000

bad ass wood burning
it’s not the knots that get you
it’s the gnarley cracks

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:20:27 +0000

Sneaky confection
of tricksy, pretty colours:
I always forget!

“It can’t be that bad,”
I will muse, then a taste of –
Ew! Ick! Blaugh! Nasty!

Time to go wash out
my mouth for another year …
you win this time, corn!

By: calan

calan — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:03:15 +0000

Crinaya no you’re right. the brown bottom of those autumn ones really is chocolate ‘flavored’ S

I’ve learned some brands do sweeten with honey while others are just corn starch and corn syrup and bleh. honey, huh? i actually love honey and am drinking earl grey with honey in it right now. maybe i was only fed ghetto candy corn in the past.

Thank you everyone for the haiku!

By: Crinaya

Crinaya — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:51:20 +0000

Finally I see.
Candy corn is like fruitcake.
Not wanted but there.

I actually enjoy (select) candy corn. In particular, the Brach’s autumn mix (both the yellow and brown candy corn and the little pumpkins) because it’s sweetened with honey instead only corn syrup. But you can’t eat too many of them.

And still to this day I swear I can taste a difference in the different colors, but I don’t know if it’s in my head or if I’ve come to know the tastes of different food dyes.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:01:17 +0000

Candy corn yummy?
The spam of the candy world
could be used as glue.

Explosives perhaps?
Or vomit inducing tool?
Anything but food…

Bleh.

By: Creeplings

Creeplings — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:30:15 +0000

I like candy corn. It tastes like yummy delicious corn syrup. At least, some kinds do. Other kinds taste like sugar swept up off the floor and mixed with thin glue.
Depends on how lucky you are.