Comments on: mister grumples

By: ford

ford — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:21:31 +0000

be nice to our friend.
because that dude will cut you.
with a knife i think.

amanda is dead
and she was shot in the head
and now i be sad.

i agree with every word coolioness said.
gah, shes like a sex sandwhich put into a blender, then having that put into a caulcing gun and having it shot directly into your veins.
fact.

By: calan

calan — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:15:13 +0000

thanks matthew! that last haiku gave me the lulz.

By: matthew

matthew — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:53:43 +0000

Lol, i love this guy. He is drawn perfectly. That expression can be read so many ways.

Glad to hear you had a blast at the show. Wish i could have been there. Thanks for the pics and links as always.

Why did they do it?
When i warned them about it.
Do NOT call him cute.

Shore leave is canceled.
All he wanted was some fun.
Where did it go wrong?

When Jenny came home
Mister Grumples was waiting.
NO MORE TEA PARTIES!!!

By: calan

calan — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:36:41 +0000

coolio – she is totally more awesome in person. it’s deplorable.

By: coolioness

coolioness — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:13:23 +0000

Poor Mister Grumples
Never made with care, only
Evil exists here.

I am jealous. Beyond jealous. Amanda sounds even more awesome and amazing in PERSON. (…Is that possible? MORE awesome Amanda?)

I SHALL GO LEAVE AMANDA A HAIKU!

By: calan

calan — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:16:17 +0000

justme i adore you. you have this knack for reading into my work things that i was totally thinking at the time i created it but didn’t express in the haiku. it was the sailor outfit, indeed.

By: justme

justme — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:46:32 +0000

unlike other bears
grumples won’t leave you alone
if he thinks you’re dead

Poor grumples–he got teased about the sailor outfit one too many times and just snapped, I suppose.

By: calan

calan — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:41:08 +0000

i should create a dolly fashioned after me. i’ll name her Suzie Stalks-a-lot and she’ll come with shifty eyes, an infrared camera, notebook, fake mustache and pointy stick for sifting through garbage.

By: Matthias

Matthias — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:37:05 +0000

Makeup and Music
Meeting your favourite star
What an awesome night

By: Seraphine

Seraphine — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:22:13 +0000

ever wonder why
the teddy bear’s face is stitched?
dumb bear scratched an itch.

it sounds like you had a wonderful time at the amanda palmer show. and truly, she’s lucky to have a fan like you. …stalker!