lactophobic nightmare
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007Nightmares. Don’t you just love them? Even if they leave you with a racing heart, sweaty palms and an inability to fall back to sleep, at least the next day you have a story to tell. I’m one of those rare people that when you tell me your dream, i’m actually interested and listening. I find a lot of people really just glaze over when someone starts spewing dream tales. This is one of those moments I wish I had a forum installed here so I could start a nice nightmare thread so we could swap horror stories. I had one a week or two ago where i was in this guys apartment and in his closet I uncovered a man with hooks in his flesh hung up marionette style. It was awful, but so wonderfully detailed like i had a high budget special effect team in my head.
Real life is scary too. I want to share a youtube page that a friend of mine pointed out this week. I found it riveting and watched all 19 episodes in one sitting. The subject matter is cancer. Not funny, I know. But, it’s a collection of very short films documenting user MorganCancer’s diagnoses and treatment. It ends on a positive note and there’s nothing graphic, so don’t worry I’m not trying to depress you. I just found his dark humor and approach to the situation amazing. It’s raw. It makes you laugh and simultaneously squirm because you are laughing. Genius. So check it out here and start at the bottom with episode 1.
One last thing, I promised to mention an internet friend’s efforts to raise money for charities by exploiting Paris Hilton’s jail term. It’s a pretty cool idea and hopefully chariites will see a rise in donations while she serves. If she serves. Whatever. Visit the Paris Hilton Jailathon to learn more.
Have a great week! See you Wednesday.
<3 calan



May 30th, 2007 at 1:13 am
D: Poor Gingerdead. ):
May 30th, 2007 at 2:51 am
gingerdead’s nightmares
give “lactose intolerant”
a whole new meaning
May 30th, 2007 at 3:26 am
Dreams of crazed dairy
Another sleepless evening
Terror fills his nights
May 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I love Wednesdays! I look forward to this day every week, so I can see Calan’s newest comic offering.
pummeling by milk
may seem insignificant
wait ’til milk turns sour
May 30th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Dangerous Milky
Smacking the shit out of me
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
I rule!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
evil milk cartons
poor gingerbread pinata
no candy, just pain
poor little fella….
May 30th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
That is a freaky dream that you had. I remember a nightmare from long ago wherin if you saw a certain mountain you would turn into a zombie and I woke up just after seeing it.
And now a haiku.
Dreams of evil milk
Beating him with sticks all day
I used to like milk
June 5th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Sorry. No Haiku.
However, this strip is slick!
Excellent comic.
(Holy sweet smokes! That was a haiku!)