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lactophobic nightmare

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Nightmares.  Don’t you just love them?  Even if they leave you with a racing heart, sweaty palms and an inability to fall back to sleep, at least the next day you have a story to tell.  I’m one of those rare people that when you tell me your dream, i’m actually interested and listening.  I find a lot of people really just glaze over when someone starts spewing dream  tales.  This is one of those moments I wish I had a forum installed here so I could start a nice nightmare thread so we could swap horror stories.  I had one a week or two ago where i was in this guys apartment and in his closet I uncovered a man with hooks in his flesh hung up marionette style.  It was awful, but so wonderfully detailed like i had a high budget special effect team in my head.

Real life is scary too.  I want to share a youtube page that a friend of mine pointed out this week.  I found it riveting and watched all 19 episodes in one sitting.  The subject matter is cancer.  Not funny, I know.  But, it’s a collection of very short films documenting user MorganCancer’s diagnoses and treatment.  It ends on a positive note and there’s nothing graphic,  so don’t worry I’m not trying to depress you.  I just found his dark humor and approach to the situation amazing.  It’s raw.  It makes you laugh and simultaneously squirm because you are laughing.  Genius.  So check it out here and start at the bottom with episode 1.

One last thing, I promised to mention an internet friend’s efforts to raise money for charities by exploiting Paris Hilton’s jail term.  It’s a pretty cool idea and hopefully chariites will see a rise in donations while she serves.  If she serves.  Whatever.  Visit the Paris Hilton Jailathon to learn more.

Have a great week!  See you Wednesday.

<3 calan


8 Responses to “lactophobic nightmare”

  1. Andrew (PerhapsToast) Says:

    D: Poor Gingerdead. ):

  2. justme Says:

    gingerdead’s nightmares
    give “lactose intolerant”
    a whole new meaning

  3. Zef Says:

    Dreams of crazed dairy
    Another sleepless evening
    Terror fills his nights

  4. Seraphine Says:

    I love Wednesdays! I look forward to this day every week, so I can see Calan’s newest comic offering.

    pummeling by milk
    may seem insignificant
    wait ’til milk turns sour

  5. Faile-ure Says:

    Dangerous Milky
    Smacking the shit out of me
    Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow

    I rule!

  6. Rodro Says:

    evil milk cartons
    poor gingerbread pinata
    no candy, just pain

    poor little fella…. 🙁

  7. Starguy Says:

    That is a freaky dream that you had. I remember a nightmare from long ago wherin if you saw a certain mountain you would turn into a zombie and I woke up just after seeing it.

    And now a haiku.

    Dreams of evil milk
    Beating him with sticks all day
    I used to like milk

  8. adam Says:

    Sorry. No Haiku.
    However, this strip is slick!
    Excellent comic.

    (Holy sweet smokes! That was a haiku!)

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